THE CALZONE -- Episode 123 (04/25/96) (script)

Jerry starts dating Nicki, who is a beautiful woman who always gets her way. Men become dumbfounded when they see her and she is able to get impossible movie tickets and talk the police out of giving Jerry a speeding ticket. George offers Steinbrenner a bite of his calzone and Steinbrenner becomes obsessed with them and wants George to bring him calzones, from Paisano's, every day at lunch. George is concerned that the counter guy at Paisano's never notices that he puts a tip in the tip jar so he decides to wave a hefty five dollar tip to ensure that he notices it. The counter guy is distracted and George decides to retrieve the tip to try again, only to get caught with his hand in the tip jar. Kramer only wears warm clothes right out of the dryer. He runs out of quarters and is forced to cook his clothes in Jerry's oven. Elaine wins a bet with Todd Gack and he offers to buy her dinner. Todd continues to ask Elaine out but refuses to say they are dating. Elaine catches Todd Gack on a date with Nicki after Nicki wins a bet with him too.

Writer: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaeffer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast: Wayne Knight, Danette Tays, Peter Allas