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"Cow Patty"
"Philly Girl"

Height: 6'5"
Weight: 250 lb
Eye Color: Blue
Birth Date: April 26th
Sign: Taurus

Hobbies and Interests:
Bruce, attempting to look like his trade mark name of 'Cow Patty' can often be found tanning on the shores of Dewey and using his glossy head as a beacon for lost "semen". Actually, Bruce wants to give up his career as a software developer to compete with George Foreman in the lucritive home grilling market and to be a guest host on the Montel Show. Bruce's hobbies include being involuntarily photographed with every girl in the Starborad who walks by him.