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	Member Since: 1999 Nicknames: "Mrs Drunk Clark" "Melanie Lambfart" "Felony" Height: 5'5" Weight: 115 lb (soaking wet) Eye Color: Brown Birth Date: 10 September Sign: Hobbies and Interests: Once Melanie realized her dreams of becoming Mrs. John Kennedy Jr. where not going to happen, she settled for the next best thing - Mrs. Drunk Clark. Melanie's hobbies include trying to get married, drinking Clarkie under the table and lobbying to change Dewey Beach laws to allow no spanking in the Starboard. Melanie claims she will never leave Dewey until she can see Manhatten from the deck of 5 Bayside Court on a clear day.

Member Since: 1999

Nicknames:
"Mrs Drunk Clark"
"Melanie Lambfart"
"Felony"

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 115 lb (soaking wet)
Eye Color: Brown
Birth Date: 10 September
Sign: Virgo

Hobbies and Interests:
Once Melanie realized her dreams of becoming Mrs. John Kennedy Jr. where not going to happen, she settled for the next best thing - Mrs. Drunk Clark. Melanie's hobbies include trying to get married, drinking Clarkie under the table and lobbying to change Dewey Beach laws to allow no spanking in the Starboard. Melanie claims she will never leave Dewey until she can see Manhatten from the deck of 5 Bayside Court on a clear day.