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2008-07-30 - Fox News Tiny Tree Shrew Is World's Heaviest Drinker
  By Clara Moskowitz - The Malaysian pen-tailed tree shrew could drink the most annoying drunken fratboys under the table.

A new study found that the tiny animal, scientifically known as Ptilocercus lowii, subsists on a diet roughly equivalent to 100 percent beer, drinking up the fermented nectar of the flower buds of the bertam palm plant.
 
2002-12-13 - news.com.au Australian brothel readies IPO
  SYDNEY, Australia (Reuters) - Touting its recession-proof services, the Daily Planet, an Australian bordello, said its plans to issue shares have attracted so much interest it will move its stock exchange listing forward to early 2003.
 
2002-12-05 - CNN.com Man gets life for fatal fight over beer
  BANDERA, Texas (Reuters) -- A jury Thursday handed a life prison sentence to a Texas man who shot and killed a longtime friend he accused of drinking the last beer in his refrigerator.
 
2002-11-20 - NCBuy.com Woman Attempts All-`Man-Juice' Diet
  SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
 
2002-08-12 - Kimber Joins Bush's Staff
  Kimber departs Dewey early one Sunday for an emergency cabinet meeting in Washington with President Bush. The "shit" must be "going down" in Iraq.
 
2002-02-28 - Quarter Bouncers
  Satan and Alan go to Atlanta on Bud Light's dime to represent Wilmington Delaware in the Bud Light Quarter Bouncers Tournament.
 
2002-02-26 - Family Feud
  CAN you believe it ? After four Summers together the 5 Bayside family fueds like the Hatfields and McCoys and winds up getting two beach houses for the Summer. Look for the lesser half ;-) at 107 Clayton, aptly named the CLAYMATION house.
 
2001-08-18 - Guest FUBs
  Two FUBs guest at 5 Bayside and create quite a stir over sleeping arangements.
 
2001-07-26 - Alien Returns
  Kelly the space alien makes a special guest appearance in Dewey Beach.
 
2001-07-04 - USA Today Article
  Reprint of the USA Today article about Dewey Beach.
 
2001-06-21 - Clark Sends Roses
  Drunk Clark sends Melanie roses in a feeble attempt to make up for last weekend.