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Blender Man
To the tune of Sammy Davis Jr's 1972 Hit Song Candy Man |
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Who can take a beach house.
Sprinkle it with spew. Cover it with music from seventy-two. The Blender man. Oh the blender man can. The blender man can, cause he mixes it with booze to make the drinks taste good. Who can take a mudslide Mix it with with some rye Soak it in the sun. And make Jimbo nice and high. The blender man The blender man The blender man can cause he mixes it with rum to make the drinks taste good. (Chorus) The blender man makes, everything he blends, satisfying and delicious. Now you talk about your childhood wishes. You can even give Carol kisses Oh who can take tomorrow. Figure out Gaack's scheme. Wake the mad spanker and do a double team The blender man. Oh the blender man can. The blender man can cause he mixes it with love to make the world taste good. |
| - Mr XXXX |