Grumble Bunny, Grumble Bunny
rumble, grumble, please give us a mumble
we will not stop bothering you,
we will not crumble

just a word, just a peep
pick up the phone
stop banging those sheep.

are you alive
or maybe just dead
do you secretly love
our dear uncle ed

we have not heard a peep
or even a word
come out of your shell,
stop being a nerd

your behavior is pathetic, childish and silly
cat got your tongue or does your hand got your willy

are you sad
or just not so giddy
are you lonesome tonite
for some of k diddy

please talk to us
we can't be ignored
we could really care less
we are just really so bored!
- Joel Kasow & Melanie Dixon