Clarkie, Clarkie Little Lamb
Clarkie Clarkie little lamb,
will you be at the jam.
Is your company still on strike,
wish I had a girl who is a dyke.
Are you heading to the shore,
or are you becoming a married bore.
Will you be there spanking ho's,
or cursing your job and saying it blows.
Please rid the beach of the Clark who brings flowers,
who sleeps to 4 and now takes showers.
Bring back drunk Clark,
for the end of the summer.
I am so bored at work,
I just need a hummer.
- Joel Kasow