'Twas The Night Before New Years |
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'Twas the night before New Years At 107 Clayton The place was too quiet There was no sign of satan |
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Satan had vanished
He had gone back with Kim He begged for forgiveness For nailing tons of trim |
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No more flying limes
No chicks getting flipped No late-night bang fests No more broken pics |
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The house had a stench
Of filth and of gloom As 9 lonely souls Sat in the party room. |
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There was Pus in the kitchen
Cooking a feast for a king While Melanie bitched "There's no engagement ring" |
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They wretched and they vomitted
From the smell of Russ' pork It looked like some slop From the floor of the Cork |
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There was Clunk with his veggies
And Melanie with smokes And Dirty Ed doing The double-handed stroke. |
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The Bulgies were gone
The Philly girls split The toilets were clogged With a giant veagan shit |
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This house is a mess
It's the smell we can't stand As the men clutched their dates In their left and right hands |
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The party room sucks
The rooms are too small Stop beating your meat Find a girlfriend, Ed Gall |
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It's another disaster
They yelled and they cried Clayton Street sucks It ain't no Bayside ! |
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- Joel Kasow |