:: July 21st - 23rd, 2000 
  
For the past week, the 'If You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking' now turned 'Survivor House' has deemed another memeber to be kicked off the island. This goes to the one who least displayed the filthy and deplorable behavior we have come to expect all summer. (Jeff, you have nothing to worry about.) Last week it was the 'Gaaack'. Due to an amazing comeback by 'Gaack', which would have made him a 2 week loser, last weeks loser to be kicked off the island is......

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