Ask 100 men in Dewey Beach what they would do if a drunk, naked, gorgeous female unexpectedly crawls into your bed at 3 in the morning and you will get the same 100 answers. That is, unless one of the respondents is our own Russ (or Doogie). This fantasy scenario was realized in the "Bruce and Rochelle Honeymoon Suite" on Saturday night, only to have our resident "good guy" Russ attempt to locate her correct bed rather than inviting her lovingly into his own. Apparently Russ was suffering from the same problem as our week 3 loser Buchantz, which is reality and the "nice guy" syndrome - an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
Although many would say he did "the right thing", this type of behavior doesn't cut it at 5 Bayside. So you, Russ, Pus, Chef Pus-ar-dee, break the Stoolie's streak by becoming our week 11 LOSER !
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