This week's winner, er, loser, is none other than our fabled webmaster, GAACK! Albeit a modest list of sins, transgressions, etc., against accepted protocol at 5 Bayside, GAACK! was nonetheless singled out, no doubt in a wanton display of "voter vengeance"... To wit, GAACK!'s misdeeds are as follows:

• Driving down with a dead starter in his car, then abandoning it in front of the 5 Bayside Carport, thereby pinning 2 other vehicles inside, with no way out but to push his car
• Mysteriously disappearing during prime drinking time at the Starboard, supposedly to go to the "Internet Cafe" at North Beach, and f*** with the FUB's
• Being a virtual shell of himself, no boob shots, no thong shots, no revealing, embarrassing, or otherwise demeaning shots of any kind taken by him all weekend.. not that there weren't moments to be chronicled...

We at 5 Bayside feel that GAACK! was either bloated or cramping, and unable to perform at his normally high (low) level... However, as past losers can attest, this is a harsh panel of judges, and that's no excuse... While there may have been some sort of hook-up chicanery going on during these supposed visits to the "Internet Cafe", we at 5 Bayside were not given facts to support it, so we are left to deduce that the only I/O going on during these times was, in fact, that of GAACK!'s hitting the 5 Bayside website during prime Starboard drinking time...

So, for abandoning the car in front of the carport, for the unexplained hours of absence, for acting like someone in need of a Cramp Tab, and for overall lackluster performance compared to the high standard of debauchery exhibited by himself during the year, we, with gusto, vote GAACK! as Survivor Series Loser!!!