Osama bin Laden

This week's loser of the Millenium goes as a group award to Osama bin Laden, and his merry little band of sheep-shagging terrorists... These idiots not only gave their lives to further bolster the reputation of the ego-maniacal bin Laden, but have also galvanized the world leadership in an unprecedented display of unity bent on the destruction of bin Laden, his friends, followers, supporters, and just about everyone else associated with him... Heeding not the admonishments of Admiral Yamamato, after the last attack of this magnitude on US territory ("I fear that all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant, and fill him with a terrible resolve"), bin Laden & his band of degenerates will now "Reap the Whirlwind" for their cowardly deeds... In a final tribute to the would-be "soldiers of God", as they would call themselves, I would like to postumously nominate ALL of the terrorists who died in the WTC & Pentagon attacks, and the foiled attack in Pa., for the "Darwin Award", for ridding the world once & for all of their demonic, twisted, inbred seed...

  These fundamentalists don't get it... Our country is founded on the "great debate" philosophy, where you DEBATE your cause, not die for it.. Our history books bring the lore of passionate debate to us as youngsters, where we learn of the escape from persecution of our forefathers, and the creation of a society that FOSTERS debate, disagreement, and difference... Failing to get the message so eloquently debated, penned & spoken by Thomas Jefferson and our forefathers, at the Constitutional Congress, that "separation of church & state" be a pillar of our society, these bozos constantly look for an enemy, to justify the fanatical faith that their flawed system demands... Without us to hate, Fundamentalist Islamic rule loses it's legitimacy... Plain & simple... Nobody wants to talk about that... But it's true... The fundamental flaws of Communism are etched throughout the fabric of fundamentalist Islamic law... The cornerstone of this version of Islam is that "someone else is to blame for your suffering"... bin Laden has been banking on that for years... It's the only thing that keeps his stables full of would-be martyrs, and gives him the almost mystical admiration he enjoys from his mental-midget followers...

  Make no mistake, if there were no Israel, and we had no presence in the Mideast, bin Laden would find another cause to rally his troops around... Because without it, he has no purpose, no following, no legitimacy... So, a parting message to you, the bin Laden faithful.. Dying for your cause isn't hard... It's LIVING for it that's tough... In this society, we honor & respect those that do so... Ultimately, your "sacrifice" was, and is, in vain... You have done nothing to undermine the notion that we have here in the U.S. that we ARE better than you, and the venomous hatred you spout, and teach to your children... We in this country don't hide behind religion to further Hitler-ian beliefs of supremacy, and the other forms of hatred & prejudice... We tolerate religions of all kinds, and respect their beliefs... Disagree with them as we might, we don't declare holy war against those that would disagree with us... Killing your enemies in the name of your faith further undermines it's legitimacy, as well... It's as if you're saying, "Our faith can't stand up to scrutiny, criticism, non-believers, or, God forbid, an alternative path"... This form of absolutism, fascism, racism, bigotry, totalitarianism, (insert label here) cannot & will not last.. It will inevitably crumble, as did the Berlin Wall, Communism, Fascism, and all the other failed societal experiments of the past...

  What your attacks on our women, children, and common citizens proved to us is that you have no decency, that your version of your faith has no legitimacy, that your leader has no morals, and that you are not "soldiers", but merely twisted, pathetic minions of a maniacal leader that has no purpose in life other than to foul & soil the religion you follow with his own vile interpretations... So, lastly, I challenge you.. To LIVE, not to die.. To be part of the solution, not part of the problem... If you feel the need to die for your cause, think again... Who is telling you this??? Would he gladly fight until all of you, his followers, were dead? Would he indeed follow you then, or merely fade from the spotlight, and live out his life??? When you die for him, it's not a death of glory, a death of martyrdom, a death of sacrifice... In our society, its the worst death of all, a death of choice...




  Osama bin Laden
World Trade Center
World Trade Center
The Pentagon
Wanted - Dead or Alive

 
   
 

The Vote
Since some cowardly terrorists decided to blow up several thousand innocent people and wreak havoc on our daily lives, there was no vote this week. Since we were unable to vote this week, we have decided to condem the actions of the person who caused us all this grief. Osama, you are the 5 Bayside Week 16 Survivor Series LOSER !